Taylor came home from school on Friday and told me she spilled her wine at lunch. Ummmmm...

I’m thinking I need to do one of two things:

(A)  Drink less wine.

(B)  Call the school and tell them to stop giving my three-year-old wine for lunch.

Ahhhh I set such a wonderful example for my kids. Let’s hope they grow up to be just the opposite of me.  But in case they do turn into their mommy, I should probably invest in personalized wine totes from Libbie and Winston.

Drunkies tend to lose track of their bottles (so I hear).

If the kids turn into the intellectual types, I’ll totally get them monogrammed laptop sleeves.

But for now, I think I’ll just teach them Go Fish (and possibly how to ‘Go get mommy another glass of wine’).